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What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

 

 

....

 

 

They can smell it but can't eat it.

 

 

LMAO Funny cause its true

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whats wrong with 4 abos driving a commy of a cliff?

 

 

 

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waste of one seat

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How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off of it's head.

 

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

f**ked.

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and peanut butter?

The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

 

How do you teach a baby to drift?

Tie it to the back of your car with a long rope.

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how do you make a pool table laugh?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

shove your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls

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rolled they are some of the worst jokes ive ever heard

 

That's your opinion. Your humor.

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Hey did anyone hear about the new drug for depressed lesbians. Its called 'Tricoxagen' :-)

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Whats the difference between a gins box and a cricket bat?

 

 

 

 

With a lot of difficulty you can eat the cricket bat.

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Husband:"wanna play the rape game?"

Wife: NO!!

Husband: That's the spirit

 

 

why do black guys cry during sex?

cos of the pepper spray..

 

 

I actually shouldnt say that about black people, I have a black person in my family tree

f**ker should still be hanging there..

 

My mate said "why didn't you run over that black guy"?

I said i didn't want to get shit all over my bonnet

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I shouldnt be reading these in RE class :lol:

 

f**king crying here lmfao

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Husband:"wanna play the rape game?"

Wife: NO!!

Husband: That's the spirit

 

 

why do black guys cry during sex?

cos of the pepper spray..

 

 

I actually shouldnt say that about black people, I have a black person in my family tree

f**ker should still be hanging

f**king gold I was crying lol

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Whats the difference between a gins box and a cricket bat?

 

 

 

 

With a lot of difficulty you can eat the cricket bat.

f**king LOL :lol:

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an attractive young girl walks into a bar and the barman says 'wow, your getting laid tonight.'

she then says 'hehe, how do you know that?'

and the barman says 'because I'm stronger than you.'

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What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?

 

Fridge doesn't fanny fart when you shove your meet in

 

 

Why are wedding dresses white?

 

To match the kitchen appliances

 

 

What do you do when your missus sits next to you while watching sport?

 

Shorten her chain

 

 

Why are womens feet small?

 

Get closer to the sink

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