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What did the blind girl and her deaf brother get for Christmas?

 

 

 

 

Cancer

 

lol i love that one

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Whats purple 12 inches long and makes women scream?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A stillborn.

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whats the difference between a boong and a park bench?

 

 

 

 

 

A park bench can support a family

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What gets redder and redder and shorter and shorter?

 

 

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler

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what do you call an aborigional in a tree?

 

 

branch manager

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:lol:

 

What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?

 

 

I don't fuvk a pizza before I eat it.

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whats the difference between a girl coon and a boy coon?

 

 

 

 

 

the girl has a higher sperm count

 

wat do boongs use as protection during sex?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a bus stop

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Whats the Differance between a White baby and a black baby ??

 

 

 

 

5 mins in the microwave

 

 

that made me lol :D gold mate

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Two coons are in a race and they run and jump off a cliff. Who wins?

 

 

 

Society.

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How long did it take for the baby to explode in  the microwave?

 

I don't know I was too busy wanking.

 

(Guy who I suspect is a pedo... from work told me this)

Edited by JOSHMW2

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What's 2 and a half feet tall and sits at the end of a child's bed?

 

Gary Glitters boots.

 

 

 

Apple have released a new touchscreen music/movie player aimed at 5-12 year olds, it's called the iTouch Kids....

 

Lame I know smile.gif

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so i was hanging my christmas lights the other day, and it reminded me of black people...

 

 

 

 

...chained together and only half of them work.

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Two coons are in a race and they run and jump off a cliff. Who wins?

 

 

 

Society.

 

 

how many shovanist pigs does it take to change a light bulb ?

none

let the bitch cook in the dark

 

 

:beer:

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So I threw a party for my daughters 7th birthday the other day, and all her friends were there. So awkward having so many of your exes in a room at one time...

 

 

 

I just hate it when my 5 year old daughter asks me embarassing questions about sex. Like just yesterday it was "Was it as bad for you as it was for me?".

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what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nothing she has already been told twice

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What should a woman wear out?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The carpet between the kitchen and the bedroom.

 

 

Whats is black white and silver and can't turn around in a hallway?

 

 

 

 

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A nun stuck with a harpoon.

 

 

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

 

 

 

 

....

 

 

 

 

They can smell it but can't eat it.

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how do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pick it up and suck it off......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How do you know that your sister got her period....?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

because your dad's dick tastes like shit

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whats the difference between a woman and a toilet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dump a load in it

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what do you call an aborigional in a tree?

 

 

branch manager

 

Abo-cado

 

 

 

 

Why do abos carry pieces of shit around with them?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To use as I.D.

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Whats purple 12 inches long and makes women scream?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A stillborn.

 

Bahahaahaha

 

I lost my shit

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Why do women get their rags?

 

Because they f*cking deserve them.

 

My mate actually said that to me, in front of his missus, after they had a fight. I lost my shit.

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LMFAO!!!! ^^ i jsut said that infront of my missus and i got the biggest evil:rant:

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Lol you goose. They arent meant to hear shit like that!

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How do you stop your neighbours kids from playing on your front yard ??

 

 

 

 

Molest them.....

 

 

 

 

Oh wait are we writing up jokes?:S:P

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