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what is black and sits at the top of stairs....

 

a paraplegic after a house fire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats so horrible yada yada

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It is actually Christopher Reeves in a House Fire.

 

I still like what's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

 

 

Fitting the wheelcahir in the oven :S

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What's round, red and bangs on the window?

 

 

 

A baby in the microwave.... ph34r.gif

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What's moldy and sits in a corner

 

 

 

A forgotten baby

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Whats blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool?

 

 

 

Baby with slashed floaties.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?

 

I cry when I chop up onions.

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Game on.

 

 

Whats the best thing about f*cking twenty-two year olds?

 

 

 

There is twenty of them.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

 

 

I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

 

How bad can we get?

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Lol doing pretty nicely so far.

 

I was f*cking some chick the other day and she looked back n said to me "Luke, you're a bit of a pedophile.."

 

So i said "Thats a big word for a 2 year old!"

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If you have sex with a sleeping prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby round on a clothes line?

 

 

 

 

Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call a baby with a dislocated jaw?

 

 

Deep throat...

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whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can't use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls

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hahah these are gold!

 

 

how dou you make a 4 year old cry twice?

 

wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear...

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how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

depends how hard you throw them

 

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree?

one baby nailed to 10 trees

 

how do you get 10 babies into a wheel barrow?

belnder

how do you get them out?

doritoes

 

whats the difference between a baby and a pizza?

you dont have sex with a pizza before you eat it

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old but popular:

 

 

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

 

I don't have the Ferrari in my garage.

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What the worst thing about f*cking pre-teens?

 

 

 

 

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

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Yeah, probs best not to mention these to anyone with kids.. They look at you a bit funny afterwards. Weirdos.

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Lol wow these jokes are cruel/gross/disgusting/effed up but totally awesome at the same time!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

 

Nothing... You already told her twice.

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What do you do if you see your wife all bloody and screaming in the back yard?

 

 

 

Stay calm. Take a deep breath. Reload. And shoot again.

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What did the blind girl and her deaf brother get for Christmas?

 

 

 

 

Cancer

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